Common Room Recap May 26-June 1

• MyIzumi had some drama with a penny-swallowing kid; luckily, the situation was resolved quickly and safely.
• Zucchini pancakes -- sweet or savory -- are yummy.  Make them.
• The 25-year-olds take over the Common Room -- roll call!
• CathyCake felts her fascinator, celebrates Eldest's graduation, and accidentally launches a discussion of higher education.
• Cats like boxes, eat inappropriate things, and glow in the dark. Also, Elekanahmen can haz kittehs.
• The CR Answers: "mangetout" is another term for sugar snap peas; upside-down bottles can water plants because SCIENCE.
• The career of choice for many Claws at age 13?  Astrophysicist.
• Talk of running protocol blossoms into a discussion of societal friendliness and its many varieties on a global scale.
• How would you interpret the Suessian classic One Fish, Two Fish?
• Wil Wheaton and his crew make us happy.
• Keepsakes: graduation gowns and wedding dresses for posterity (please see the ensuing discussion).
• Dealing with phone scams and other random phone calls
• !Good Dog Sgiobalta! scampers in to answer some questions.
• CHICKENS! 
• The curse of the mullet dress -- THANKS, FASHION.   /sarcasm
• Etsy Squee: gaming- and geek-themed cookie cutters!
• Lemme just finish this row... a poll.
• Drusilla Wormwood is back and we love her.